Classic Anticholinergic Side Effects

• Blind as a bat (blurred vision, mydriasis)
• Mad as a hatter (hallucinations, psychosis, delirium, memory loss, coma)
• Red as a beet (flushing)
• Hot as heat (fever, hyperthermia)
• Dry as a bone (dry mouth, dry eyes)
• The bowel and bladder lose their tone (constipation, urinary retention, ilius) 
• And the heart runs alone (tachycardia, hypertension)

To remember this pneumonic, the first two rhyme with "bat", the next two rhyme with "beet", and the last three rhyme with "bone." Some of this pneumonic doesn't really make any sense since "bowel and bladder lose their tone" suggests diarrhea and urinary incontinence when, in fact, the opposite is the case.